Only Latvian gangsters can think of this.

Apparently this Latvian gangster/ children's organ dealer on the black market decided to pimp his ride. After thinking "Fuck Xzibit, my fur coat got more swag then his music" he decided to proceed with the pimpage. Pimpage was conspired, and oh, did it ensue...


He said: "I wanna make it look like a toy, with a giant Batman like grill, and i want my inferiority complex to be so shiny, that it will blind you!".
Rollin on shiny 8-wheeler rims. Stern raised, bow lowered. Matchbox style.

After ghetto-rigging the shit out of the car, and using some of the most durable materials on it- like cardboard, its safe to say that this car will not only be fast, but at maximum speed it will fly.
Now that the shell-casing is completely made out of styrofoam, he needs to put in a compartment that will hold the bulletin pins. Very creative and effective. Wifey wants you to buy tampons, she can pin the shopping list to your door handle.

Cowboy style boots and a pair of scissors for arts'n'craftsing the car whenever you want a new shape. Always stay in style.

Why did i never do this to my cardboard box forts i built when i was younger?

Because I totaly should have if the product would be anywhere near this luxurious.

Final Product- Looks like a Mercedes designed by Salvador Dali. Gotta give it up to the guy though. All that illegal money payed off. Now when the government decides to crack down on organized crime, he can get his car imponded with style.